nut hugger
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
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