If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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