Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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