Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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