I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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