There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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