I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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