I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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