Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
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