question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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