He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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