pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
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