I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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