One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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