Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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