I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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