i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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