So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
Randomize
