you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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