I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Alive.
So much puke
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Randomize
