Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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