Ambien. No doubt about it.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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