We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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