I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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