I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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