I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I can't trust your balls anymore.
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