she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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