apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
