people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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