Bisexual people are plain selfish.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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