We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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