worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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