She's like a pop up book from hell.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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