She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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