i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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