I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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