Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Randomize
