Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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