He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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