Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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