If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
You left your underwear on the fireplace
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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