there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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