Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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