oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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