Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I need a hoe opinion
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