I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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