i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
please come you make the beer taste better
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Everything about him screamed your future.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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