actually, I'm a sock model
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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