I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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