So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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