this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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