Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I am midnight drunk by noon
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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