Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
