So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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