Porn is love you can see.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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