Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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