Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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