Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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