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Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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