Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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