the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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