batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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