it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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