He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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