Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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